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Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt - Single Edit

Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt - Single Edit

Comedy The Kunts

Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!. He′s a fucking cunt!. He's a fucking cunt!. Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!. He′s a fucking cunt

Red Solo Cup

Traditional Country Toby Keith

One two three. Now, red solo cup is the best receptical. For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals. And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals. If you prefer drinkin′ from glass

I Used To Be Irish Catholic

I Used To Be Irish Catholic

Comedy George Carlin

I used to be Catholic, now I'm an Irish American ya know, you grow. Yeah. I was from one of those Irish neighborhood's in New York, One of those kinda Parish school's,

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

Comedy George Carlin

I love words, I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I, I think is important. I love, I say they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion

Isso Não Se Atura

Isso Não Se Atura

Latin Carmen Miranda

(Est.) Isso não se atura, meu bem, Lá em Cascadura, ô. Lá em Cascadura, isso não se atura. A Madame Butterfly diz que Beethoven é seu querido. Quando ouve a batucada, põe o dedo no ouvido

E Bateu-se A Chapa

E Bateu-se A Chapa

World Carmen Miranda

E bateu-se a chapa, meu bem, nessa posição, Eu com a cabeça pendida no teu coração. E hoje quando passas por mim nem me dás valor (que eu sei). Mas eu vou contar a todo mundo que eu já fui o teu amor

Uva De Caminhão

Uva De Caminhão

World Carmen Miranda

Já me disseram que você andou pintando o sete. Andou chupando muita uva e até de caminhão. Agora anda dizendo que está de apendicite. Vai entrar no canivete, vai fazer operação

A Khatmandu

Pop Rino Gaetano

Si fumava non ci davano la sola. Uno sguardo o soltanto una parola. Ci bastava per capire dove il lupo va a guaire. E la notte quei ricordi della sera. Fra i fumi degli spini e la barbera

Michele 'o Pazzo E' Pazzo Davvero

Michele 'o Pazzo E' Pazzo Davvero

Singer/Songwriter Rino Gaetano

Piace tanto ai grandi quanto ai bambini. Prende tutto e in cambio offre palloncini. Ha una macchina a tre ruote. E un megafono potente. Per poter parlare a se stesso

Ti Ti Ti Ti

Pop Rino Gaetano

Ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti. Ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti. Ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti. A te che che sogni una stella ed un veliero. Che ti portino su isole dal cielo più vero

Ad Esempio A Me Piace Il Sud

Ad Esempio A Me Piace Il Sud

Pop Rino Gaetano

Ad esempio a me piace la strada. Col verde bruciato, magari sul tardi. Macchie più scure senza rugiada. Coi fichi d'India e le spine dei cardi. Ad esempio a me piace vedere

I Tuoi Occhi Sono Pieni Di Sale

I Tuoi Occhi Sono Pieni Di Sale

Pop Rino Gaetano

Amo il sale della terra, amo il sale della vita. Amo il sale dell'amore, amo il sale che c'è in te. I tuoi occhi sono pieni di sale. I tuoi occhi sono pieni di sale

When I Slipped Out

When I Slipped Out

Comedy John Valby

When I slipped out, you licked it dry. I wasn't up, you made me try. I lost my hard, you brought it back for me. You jacked it up, gave me virginity. Oh yeah, you sucked on me

Jaqueline

Comedy Kammamuri's

Se butti il fango al sole, ritorna su di te. Riconosco una ragazza, la pensa come me. Al nigth non vuol venire, perché vuole il caffè. Se butti i soldi al gioco, tu non dai nulla a me

I Love You Marianna

I Love You Marianna

Comedy Kammamuri's

I love you Marianna I love you Marianna. Marianna you love me. I love you Marianna I love you Marianna. Marianna you love me. I love you Marianna I love you Marianna

Ma Il Cielo E' Sempre Più Blu (molella Edit Remix)

Ma Il Cielo E' Sempre Più Blu (molella Edit Remix)

Singer/Songwriter Rino Gaetano

Na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na na na na. Ma il cielo è sempre più blu. Na na na na na na na na na. Ma il cielo è sempre più blu. Chi sogna i milioni, chi gioca d'azzardo

Otur

Pop 2 Blyga Läppar

Jag har inga nya vänner. Inga gamla heller. Men jag kan gå ut när jag vill. Har ingen vacker flickvän hade blott en ful en. Som kanske inte bara vara min. Hon var sol och vårvind

Iskall öl & Captain Morgan

Iskall öl & Captain Morgan

Pop 2 Blyga Läppar, Drängarna

Iskall öl och Captain Morgan. Inte en dag kan gå utan att jag kliver på. Min cykel och drar ner till systemet. Jag cyklar bak och fram som de gör i Vietnamn

Du E Dum I Huvet

Du E Dum I Huvet

Rock 2 Blyga Läppar

Jag är ingen Don Juan. Ingen Picasso blott en speleman. Men jag målar dig ibland. Med akvareller i min fantasi. Din kropp i mina händer. Helt utan krav när vi ger oss av

Was It You

Comedy John Valby

Father singing to the boyfriend:. Was it you that did the pushin. Left the stains upon the cushion. Foot prints on the dashboard upside down. . Was it you you sly woodpecker

Y'a Une Bière Sur La Table

Y'a Une Bière Sur La Table

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Oui elle est là lalala lalalalala. Oui elle est là lalalalala la. Oui elle est là lalala lalalalala. Oui elle est là lalalalala la. Oui elle est là lalala lalalalala

Shopping Penguin

Shopping Penguin

Children's Music Parry Gripp

See him walkin' down the street. On his floppy little feet. Shopping penguin (shopping penguin). First, he eats a giant fish. Then, he drinks out of a bucket. Shopping penguin (shopping penguin)

Guinea Pig

Children's Music Parry Gripp

Guinea pig. Pig, pig, pig, pig. Guinea pig. Pig, pig, pig, pig. Guinea pig. Pig, pig, pig, pig. I don't wanna be your guinea pig, pig, pig. Guinea pig. Pig, pig, pig, pig

Cat Flushing A Toilet

Cat Flushing A Toilet

Children's Music Parry Gripp

He's a cat (meow). Flushing a toilet. He's a cat (meow). Flushing a toilet. He's a cat (reow). Flushing a toilet. He's a cat flushing a toilet. He's a cat (reow). Flushing a toilet

Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute

Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute

Children's Music Parry Gripp

Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute. Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute. Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute. Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute and fuzzy. Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute. Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute. Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy

Your New Boyfriend

Your New Boyfriend

Singer/Songwriter Wilbur Soot

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be. When I was a kid on VoIP. I thought when I get older. I'd marry her, I told her. Now I'm 26, and I work in an office. Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest

Du är Så Jävla Fin

Du är Så Jävla Fin

Pop 2 Blyga Läppar

Ta mig om du vågar, ta mig om du kan. Ta mig till ett paradis och säg att du är sann. Även om jag drömmer vill jag vara kvar. Jag kan va din Volvo om du är min Jaguar

Gangbang

Folk John Valby

Я никогда не скажу сто-о-о-о-оп /Gang Bang/. И мы не будем спать всю но-о-о-о-очь /Gang Bang/. Ведь я всегда хочу ещё-ё-ё-ё-ё /Gang Bang/

Crom

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Crom. C'est le dieu barbare de la baston. Crom. Des mandales, des chtars, des gnons. Crom. Assis en haut de sa montagne. Quand les guerriers meurent, il ricane. Crom

Le Vieux Gildas

Le Vieux Gildas

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

J'avais une cahute en ruine sur le sentier. Qui relie Chnafon à Valtordu. La vie en ermite, sans être un super pied. C'était pas trop pourri non plus. Pendant des années, j'en ai vu des bourrins

Les Souliers De Lady Fae

Les Souliers De Lady Fae

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Soufflent les vents, tonne l'orage. Pleurent les enfants. Dans leur lit sans bouger. Nul ne sait jamais les consoler. Sans raconter l'histoire de Lady Fae. Soufflent les vents, tonne l'orage

Mon Ancètre Gurdil

Mon Ancètre Gurdil

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Voici l'histoire d'un nain capable. De courir vite, et de voyager loin. Dans son épopée formidable, Nous le suivrons, une bière à la main!. Nous sommes les nains sous la montagne,

La Marche Barbare

La Marche Barbare

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Dans une hutte on a grandi. Depuis tout jeunes on prends des gnons. L acier tranchant c est notre vie. Et nos loisirs c est la baston. IOR le bourin était un rustre

Maître Du Donjon

Maître Du Donjon

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Après de nombreuses aventures qui s'étaient très mal terminées. J'étais lassé de mon armure, j'étais lassé de voyager. On m'avait parlé d'un donjon caché dans une sombre forêt.

Chicken Quest

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Oyé oyé, damoiselles, damoiseaux. Laissez vous compter la quête des poulets. Voici l'histoire d'un valeureux héros. Frais comme l'aube, aussi preux qu'un navet

La Compagnie Du Chien Rugissant

La Compagnie Du Chien Rugissant

Folk Pen Of Chaos Et Le Naheulband

Nous étions quatre, Assis dans l'auberge, buvant une chope de nos maigres deniers. La bourse était vide tout comme notre sac à dos. La compagnie attend un boulot

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